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Russia's President Medvedev (left) and Primeminister Putin
Let's have a little fun and see who can come up with the funniest Caption for this.
Send your captions into me and I'll post the ones that don't get censored!!!
Here's your starter:
(Medvedev) 'It's called shuttlecock envy Mr. Putin'
(Putin) 'We'll see about that' - Thwack!

(Putin) 'Apparently you have to cock the wrist a lot in badminton'
(Medvedev) 'What's this for then?'